(At least, not that I know of.
– And if something did die,
Let me be the first to tell you
That said sad occurrence
Neither my intention
Nor my fault.)
Getting back to the trash can,
All those fluffy white things you see
That are mostly in the trash can
But partly on the couch
(Due to a very foolish decision I made
To pretend that static cling
Is not a real reality
In my dirty-dog world),
Those fluffy white things
Are fringes and tangled mats that
BEFORE MY GENEROUS INTERVENTION
Used to be making our poor little doggie-love
By my lonesome,
I SAVED THE DOGGIE’S HIDE.
Without even cutting her skin.
Feel free to thank me!!
(Preferably with something chocolate!)
January 24, 2015