You’re stealing my poor puppy’s peace,
Which NO ONE ought to do.
So, Kitty, I will take this chance
To say, “Shame, SHAME, on you!”
You taunt my precious hound-girl
‘Til she’s WILD to give you chase.
You never stop to think that thus
Your value you debase.
Your presence here AIN’T needed
Unless you are killing mice.
So scoot on down the road, my friend:
Don’t MAKE me tell you twice!
by Gwennon, July 21, 2019
for my poor, beleaguered “Baby Beatrice”