The thing that I would like to know
Is, “WHERE are the feral cats?”
Our mice are running rampant, so
WE NEED THOSE FERAL CATS!!
Their hate songs I would love to hear:
I’d listen with envigored cheer—
Great work abounds for them right here;
Lord, please send us feral cats!
Our allergies will not allow
Adopting any cats in house,
But we need sharpened-claw-help now
Evicting the pesky mouse.
So, once again I’d like to ask,
“Lord, WHERE are the feral cats?”
March 11, 2017