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NOTHING DIED.
(At least, not that I know of.
– And if something did die,
Let me be the first to tell you
That said sad occurrence
Was both
Neither my intention
Nor my fault.)
BUT
Getting back to the trash can,
All those fluffy white things you see
That are mostly in the trash can
But partly on the couch
(Due to a very foolish decision I made
To pretend that static cling
Is not a real reality
In my dirty-dog world),
Those fluffy white things
Are fringes and tangled mats that
BEFORE MY GENEROUS INTERVENTION
Used to be making our poor little doggie-love
FEARSOMELY UNCOMFORTABLE.
By my lonesome,
I SAVED THE DOGGIE’S HIDE.
Without even cutting her skin.
Feel free to thank me!!
(Preferably with something chocolate!)
Love,
Mom

by Gwennon
January 24, 2015

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